Has New Orleans' Mayor Become a Zombie?

News has come to me that Ray Nagin, Mayor of New Orleans, has been "quarantined" in Communist China due to some form of contagion ("Swine Flu" -- yeah, right). Moreover, since his quarantine, no one has been able to communicate with Mayor Nagin. No access to Mayor Nagin has been provided to the American Embassy personnel or the Mayor's staff. No phone calls. It is as if he CAN'T communicate, and the Chinese are covering it up.

Given that Nagin is the mayor what what is likely Zombie Central in the United States, it is not beyond the realm of possibility that Mayor Nagin was infected in New Orleans and turned during his flight to the PRC. God only knows post-Katrina what form of bacteriological/viral stew New Orleans has become. They should have declared that city a Superfund cleanup site and shut it down. Pumping out the town directly into Lake Pontchartrain is going to have serious consequences for decades. Perhaps the Mayor's case is just the first public sign.

China On the Watch List

Sources tell me that there are several isolation quarantines of villages and whole parts of cities in Communist China. The official story is this is related to the Swine Flu outbreak, but the WHO says there has only been one confirmed case of Swine Flu in the PRC.

Given the very low death rate of this strain of flu and the Chinese government's lack of concern for the lives of their people in any case, this quarantine activity seems highly suspicious simply for a flu outbreak.

In other news, it appears that the H1N1 flu virus was man-made in a drug lab and somehow escaped. More evidence that man's tinkering with RNA and bacteria will eventually lead to a full on zombie outbreak.