Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Grilled Chicken Drug Distribution Plot?

A perfect storm of Oprah Winfrey, a poor economy, and strangely tasty chicken has me believing that we are witnessing a test run of a drug delivery system.

It all started when Oprah Winfrey teamed with KFC to provide coupons for free grilled chicken to Internet downloaders. Soon, the word had spread and tens of thousands of free chicken coupons have been printed (requiring the installation of an .exe file that might make zombies out of the computers).

The redemption rate for free KFC grilled chicken has been so high that several stores have flat run out. Exactly what is in that chicken to make it so tasty? A bird flu vaccine?

As a drug delivery experiment, this exercise has been a great success. There does not appear to be any drug in the chicken at this time, but if there is next time, don’t be surprised if the chicken is laced.

They used to work at the CDC, now they’re giving chicken – free!

Meanwhile, if you are going to get some of the free chicken, hang out in the parking lot for a while to see if any prior patron suffers a reaction prior to getting your grub.

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