Monday, June 8, 2009

Has New Orleans' Mayor Become a Zombie?

News has come to me that Ray Nagin, Mayor of New Orleans, has been "quarantined" in Communist China due to some form of contagion ("Swine Flu" -- yeah, right). Moreover, since his quarantine, no one has been able to communicate with Mayor Nagin. No access to Mayor Nagin has been provided to the American Embassy personnel or the Mayor's staff. No phone calls. It is as if he CAN'T communicate, and the Chinese are covering it up.

Given that Nagin is the mayor what what is likely Zombie Central in the United States, it is not beyond the realm of possibility that Mayor Nagin was infected in New Orleans and turned during his flight to the PRC. God only knows post-Katrina what form of bacteriological/viral stew New Orleans has become. They should have declared that city a Superfund cleanup site and shut it down. Pumping out the town directly into Lake Pontchartrain is going to have serious consequences for decades. Perhaps the Mayor's case is just the first public sign.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Bears Watching

Medial researchers are claiming the discovery of a new hemorrhagic fever virus ("HFV") in southern Africa. Called “Lujo” (from Lusaka and Johannesburg, the cities where it was first identified), the virus is said to be easily transmittable through bodily fluids, such as blood, vomit, spit, and bites.

A Columbia University epidemiologist said the virus is “really, really aggressive.”

It is claimed that the outbreak started last fall when a from Lusaka, Zambia became ill with a fever-like illness that quickly grew much worse. Here’s where it gets much worse. Instead of quarantining the infected on site, they airlifted her to Johannesburg, South Africa, where she died, but not before infecting a paramedic and three other health care workers.

It gets worse still. They have shipped samples of the virus and infected fluids to the United States. Thanks for the gift. Readers in New York City and Atlanta should disassociated themselves from their friends who may be medical researchers.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Boston Police Promise Information on Zombie Attacks

Government and public agencies have started using Twitter as a means of communicating information and improving public perception. The Boston Police Department is one such organization, which they are using to update traffic problems and post blotter sheet reports.

Recently, a Boston PD Twitter read: "Officer from district 4 transported to Beth Israel Hospital, human bite to arm, suspect in custody."

A Twitter user responded by asking "If that was a zombie bite, would you tell us?"

Boston_Police replied, "Yes, absolutely."

The Boston PD Twitter sender must be a low level administrative type that has not received the company line on zombie outbreaks, but we’ll take whatever information source we can get.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

China On the Watch List

Sources tell me that there are several isolation quarantines of villages and whole parts of cities in Communist China. The official story is this is related to the Swine Flu outbreak, but the WHO says there has only been one confirmed case of Swine Flu in the PRC.

Given the very low death rate of this strain of flu and the Chinese government's lack of concern for the lives of their people in any case, this quarantine activity seems highly suspicious simply for a flu outbreak.

In other news, it appears that the H1N1 flu virus was man-made in a drug lab and somehow escaped. More evidence that man's tinkering with RNA and bacteria will eventually lead to a full on zombie outbreak.

Fly Turns Fire Ants Into Headless Zombies

Check out today’s news story. “Fly Turns Fire Ants Into Headless Zombies”

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/6420449.html

Zombie fire ants are given a zombie parasite by a fly. The zombie maggot eats the brains of the fire ant (naturally), fire ant itself becomes a zombie. Eventually the zombie ant’s head falls off and it dies.

Brought to us by university researchers, the tiny phorid fly (native to a region of South America known to have spawned zombie outbreaks in the past) is being imported to the United States to help “control” the fire ant population. And once again, scientists with their “really cool ideas” sow the seeds of our destruction because of the law of unintended consequences.

Does anyone else foresee a cross breeding incident here that will go horribly wrong?

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Grilled Chicken Drug Distribution Plot?

A perfect storm of Oprah Winfrey, a poor economy, and strangely tasty chicken has me believing that we are witnessing a test run of a drug delivery system.

It all started when Oprah Winfrey teamed with KFC to provide coupons for free grilled chicken to Internet downloaders. Soon, the word had spread and tens of thousands of free chicken coupons have been printed (requiring the installation of an .exe file that might make zombies out of the computers).

The redemption rate for free KFC grilled chicken has been so high that several stores have flat run out. Exactly what is in that chicken to make it so tasty? A bird flu vaccine?

As a drug delivery experiment, this exercise has been a great success. There does not appear to be any drug in the chicken at this time, but if there is next time, don’t be surprised if the chicken is laced.

They used to work at the CDC, now they’re giving chicken – free!

Meanwhile, if you are going to get some of the free chicken, hang out in the parking lot for a while to see if any prior patron suffers a reaction prior to getting your grub.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Another Kind of Zombie

In the Bob Hope film "The Ghost Breakers", our hero is faced with defeating a zombie soon after entering a plantation home inherited by a friend.

In one of the movie’s scenes, Bob Hope and Paulette Goddard inquire of Geoff Richard Carlson about the nature of creatures known as "zombies”.

Carlson: "It's worse than horrible because a zombie has no will of his own. You see them sometimes walking around blindly with dead eyes, following orders, not knowing what they do, not caring."

Bob Hope: "You mean like Democrats?"

See the video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a6YdNmK77k

Over the coming days, we will indeed see if the Democrats in the United States are zombies, or retain the nature of living, breathing men of free will and self-determined action.

Over the coming week, the Federal government will wrestle actual control over several of the largest United States banking institutions, effectively socializing large portions of the capitalist system.

The capitalist system in the United States has provided the economic engine that has provided things like the clean water and world class health care system that keeps simple flu viruses from becoming epidemics and causes of mass casualties.

That same capitalist system is under actual attack by the current federal government.

The question is: have the American people become zombies, incapable of seeing this for themselves and thinking on their own about the consequences of socializing the banks?

So, I am issuing National Zombie Activity Watch for the United States. Are the citizens of the United States (particularly those that call themselves Democrats) zombies? Or will the citizens see through the lies of the government, think for themselves, and fight off this government encroachment?

Cancelled: Global Zombie Outbreak Watch

The trumped up global flu pandemic appears to NOT be a cover-up of an outbreak of the walking dead, but instead an international government conspiracy to cover up the fact that the Mexican government is incapable of providing or allowing even basic health care services and sanitary conditions within its borders.

The flu virus that has killed hundreds in Mexico's filthy cities -- where the Mexican government cannot even deliver clean water -- is a mild flu case in any first world country.

This should be a lesson to all those watching for an actual zombie outbreak -- if the outbreak starts in a nation like Mexico, the initial spread of the contagion and the mortality rate will be unchecked by the local government. They are clearly incapable of providing a meaningful health response to even a flu bug.

While the Global Zombie Outbreak Watch is cancelled, attention should still be paid to Mexico, China, and Hong Kong, where curious activities are still taking place.

Friday, May 1, 2009

Suspicious News Item

The government in Hong Kong quarantined an entire hotel with all its guests and workers Friday after an occupant tested positive for “swine flu.” An entire building with all the people inside, just roped off and isolated.

This is indicative of an isolated zombie outbreak within the walls of the Hong Kong hotel. Use caution if traveling to Hong Kong. You can bet if the ChiComs admit to one infected, there are thousands more.

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Reviewing Zombie Uprising Preparations

With the declaration of a Global Zombie Outbreak Watch, it is a good time to review zombie outbreak safety tips:

1. Stockpile supplies. Dry goods, canned goods, and drinking water should be high on the list. Ammunition and maintenance supplies/equipment for your firearms. Comfortable, but tight, work clothes. Sturdy, broken-in shoes or boots. Beware of frozen foods and other stockpile items that require electricity to maintain. Power will be an unreliable luxury once the dead walk the earth. Building supplies and hand tools are a must. Trying to find plywood before a hurricane hits is a difficult and expensive chore, but pre-hurricane winds will not try to eat your brains while you are fetching the materials.


2. The best defense is a good defense. Prepare to barricade yourself in a sturdy, defendable building with stockpiled supplies. Get this organized before the pandemic becomes a full blown outbreak! Make sure you retain sight lines and high shooting ports in your defenses.

3. Guns are nice, but crowbars, blades, swords, pikes, and machetes never run out of ammunition.

4. Lose a few pounds. That beer gut and love handles are just another item on the zombie buffet. They slow you down, make you less nimble, and require you to consume more precious food and water. Tone up now.

5. Keep or cut your hair short. Long hair is just a clean plate at the zombie buffet.

6. Be prepared to move. Be prepared to move without the luxury of internal combustion engines. Buy a bike and get a comfortable backpack. You can peddle faster than the living dead can run.

7. Team up with people you can trust. If you don’t trust anyone, then team up with hot chicks with poor appetites and people who run slower than you do.

Declared: Global Zombie Outbreak Watch

I am declaring a Global Zombie Outbreak Watch. A Global Zombie Outbreak Watch means conditions are favorable for a zombie outbreak.

The reason for the declaration of a Global Zombie Outbreak Watch is the Swine Flu Pandemic Warning being issued by governments all over the world and the World Health Organization, along with my own observations.

Having traveled quite a bit in Latin America, I noticed something about the news there that has an impact on what I am beginning to believe is a Swine Flu cover story.

The Latin American news guys have no respect for privacy in a hospital. None. They walk in with cameras to show the sick and injured if there is a news story to it. I've witnessed this with my own eyes watching the news south of the (US) border.

I have yet to see Mexican footage of hospital wards teeming with people suffering from the flu. Mexican officials say thousands are ill and dozens have died from this flu -- but no footage.

This is fishy.

Governments operate in the following cycle:

Government objective
Create a false crisis
Induce a reaction from citizens and the media

They have created the false crisis with this Swine Flu warning (talk about reusing the old playbook – hello 1976).

They have induced a moderate reaction from citizens and a frenzied reaction from the media (but no photos of the Swine Flu stricken).

What is their objective? It is certainly to cover up something since they are not demanding people line up for vaccinations of one sort or another like they did in 1976.

What real health crisis are they covering up? Is there any health crisis at all, or is this a false flag operation to cover up the possibility that the Mexican government was about to fall?

I’m not sure yet, but they may be covering up a zombie outbreak. That’s why I am declaring the watch.

Stay alert -- stay alive.

Joe Biden Lets Some Truth Slip Out Today

US Vice President Joe Biden is the current US Administration's best chance at letting truth slip out -- the guy loves to hear himself talk, and talk, and talk, and talk, and talk. And while he is engaging in verbal diarrhea, he sometimes veers into telling the truth.

Today, Joe Biden helpfully gave differing advice from the powers-that-be in the government. Biden told people to stay off the subways. Planes, too, but really, stay off the subways. He acknowledged his advice was at odds with the official government line by saying "that's me."

That's Joe -- letting the truth slip out no matter what his job is.

So, maybe Joe (a dedicated rider of commuter rail) is worried about catching the flu, and maybe Joe knows that the subway is teeming with the walking dead.

Either way, I'm avoiding the subways for now.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

About This Swine Flu

The World Health Organization (WHO) in Geneva, Switzerland, over the weekend declared a global Public Health Emergency over what they term a viral infection commonly referred to as "Swine Flu", although they are quick to point out it has nothing to do with swine.

The United States government has also declared a public health emergency.

All this over 20 cases of the flu in the United States? I think not!

Have you seen any people suffering from the flu? I hear media stories about other people falling ill and dying, but no pictures. It is always somebody else.

The real question is whether this "public health emergency" is just another federal power grab or a coverup for a different kind of outbreak.

I will be searching YouTube for cameraphone videos of flesh eating zombies in Mexico. I suggest you do, too.

The Standard Government Line

When the zombie plague does occur, you can bet the government will parrot the lines we are currently hearing about the H1N1 Swine Flu pandemic currently raging in Mexico. The political leaders will try to assuage the worry by saying things like:

"It's just a flu virus. We want to say to consumers here and abroad that there is no risk to you, there is no scientific evidence whatsoever that there is any link between [insert any consumer activity/foodstuff/product here] and the virus."

"Americans should know the government is doing whatever is necessary to contain the emerging health menace."



Legislators will try to defend their constiuencies by saying things like:

"Quit trying to blame it on [insert as appropriate: farmers/loggers/construction workers] and current production practices."



But, governments are by their nature liberty-destroying monsters. So, the appointed health and safety officers will say things like:

"There is a lot we don't yet know about this outbreak. But at the same time we have been preparing as if we are facing a true pandemic, even though we don't know the ultimate scope of what will occur."

However, they really want more infections within their own borders, which will give these unelected government bueaucrats more power, so they will give excuses as to whey they are not protecting the citizens' health aggressively. They will make excuses like:

"Closing the border now has not been merited by the facts. It would have very little marginal benefit in terms of containing the outbreak of virus within our own country."

"Scanning devices are not always accurate. They are not as precise as what we wish."

"You have travelers who are infected by do not evidence symtoms. So we can't really sift out travelers who are ill from those who are not based on looking for symptoms."



And the government and media synchophants will say things like:

"The Government is demonstrating a rapid, strong and reassuring response to this health crises."



Of course, a declaration of a Public Health Emergency doesn't make you safer, but it does give government more power.


When the government cogs start talking like they are talking now, you better start looking for moaning figures shambling down your street and across your lawn.

Why This Blog?

Between globalization, natural climate change, ease of world-wide transportation, the opening up of Communist China, and human migration patterns, it is only a matter of time until man stumbles across the virus or compound that turns humans into plague-carrying zombies. I'm not talking movie zombies -- I mean real zombies.

This blog is dedicated to keeping a watch for evidence of this eventuality and a watch on the powers that be that would deny this information to us.